by Xeries August 12, 2024
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there are 2 types of carlees
the first is the common one, a playful woman who has an infectious laugh, if you ever befriend a carlee, DO NOT fumble it, she will change your life.
the second type is the loud and bossy one, is more than just a freak of nature. total fucking hoe, youd have dodged a bullet, a partridge in a pear tree, 256 arguments and 2341345 usd spent on handbags and shit (the second type of carlee is a bit less common
the first is the common one, a playful woman who has an infectious laugh, if you ever befriend a carlee, DO NOT fumble it, she will change your life.
the second type is the loud and bossy one, is more than just a freak of nature. total fucking hoe, youd have dodged a bullet, a partridge in a pear tree, 256 arguments and 2341345 usd spent on handbags and shit (the second type of carlee is a bit less common
guy 1: bro i just met a carlee
guy 2: befriend her asap
guy 1: carlee is such a fucking hoe
guy 2: agreed
guy 2: befriend her asap
guy 1: carlee is such a fucking hoe
guy 2: agreed
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pointless piece of paper protected by some measly cardboard and represents 4 grueling years of mundane shit done. the only real purpose is flexing on your friends, but that just makes you look like an asshole.
Carson: look at this diploma, im so awesome am i
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?
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