Writing Hard's definitions
1) Nickname for a kid whose mother doesn't know which man is the father.
2) Giving cunnalingus for more than five minutes without taking a breath.
2) Giving cunnalingus for more than five minutes without taking a breath.
1) That stupid ass movie "Mama Mia" was all about a storkle.
2) I was down there for like six and a half minutes. Totally storkled it.
2) I was down there for like six and a half minutes. Totally storkled it.
by Writing Hard June 2, 2018
Get the Storklemug. Senator: As the Bible says, “Do not practice homosexuality”. Hence we should not watch most shows on HBO and also Sesame Street.
Human 1: That dude is such asscan.
Human 2: Eh. Fuck em. He’s just Bible’n. Guy totally looks at gay porn.
Human 1: That dude is such asscan.
Human 2: Eh. Fuck em. He’s just Bible’n. Guy totally looks at gay porn.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
Get the Bible’nmug. Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
Get the Graham crackermug.