April 27

national cuddle day
cuddle someone

person: im lonely
person 2: its april 27
they then cuddle

by WrenFloof#0666 April 25, 2022

FUCK

what you say when you hit your elbow on the side of a coffee table

* THUD *

Person 1: FUCK

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022

Illidiot

An illiterate idiot.

Person 1: Hey can you read this Harry Potter book for me?
Person 2: You're an illidiot. That's literally a Pokemon book.

by WrenFloof#0666 December 17, 2021

generating your mom

creating a fat slut

person 1: generating your mom

person 2: what

* a fat slut appears *

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

Flinstincts

The instinct to flirt with anyone you meet. Whether it be to fuck them or to just make them blush.

Person 1: Hey what's up with that weirdo over there? He's been flirting with everyone.
Person 2: Oh, he just has Flinstincts.
Person 1: the fuck?

by WrenFloof#0666 December 17, 2021

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022