Blue Collar Man

Give me a job, give me security
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line
My God I'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
You've seen them laugh in my face
But I've got the power and I've got the will
I'm not a charity case
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my eye to the keyhole
If it takes (all that to be just what I am)
Well I'm gonna be a blue collar man
Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Make me a respectable man
This is my last time in the unemployment line
So like it or not
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my back to the wall
If it takes (all night to be just what I am)
Well I'm gonna be a blue collar man
Keeping my mind on a better life
Where happiness is only a heartbeat away
Paradise can it be all I heard it was
I close my eyes and maybe I'm already there
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my back to the wall
(All that to be just what I am)
Well I'm gonna be a blue collar man
You don't understand
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my eye to the keyhole
If it takes (all night to be just what I am)
Well I'm bound be a blue collar
Gotta be a blue collar man
Gonna be a blue collar man
Believe it
by WorseThanHitler December 22, 2020
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Elton, Louisiana

Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.
The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana
by WorseThanHitler March 28, 2021
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Jimmy Savile

He is my favorite radio DJ of all time.
Jimmy Savile carries with him a mystique that no one else has.
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Euchre

Back in my day we didn't just play Euchre, we hunted Euchre.
We'd get out our pointy sticks every christmas morning and go find the Euchre beast. But now you young whipper-snapers have your fancy PSC, and simply "play" Euchre.

Ahh, memories.
by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021
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So Into You

When you walked into the room
There was voodoo in the vibes
I was captured by your style
But I could not catch your eyes
Now I stand here, helplessly
Hoping you'll get into me
I am so into you
I can't think of nothing else
I am so into you
I can't think of nothing else
Thinking how it's gonna be
Whenever I get you next to me
It's gonna be good, don't you know
From your head to toe
Gonna love you all over, over and over
Me into you, you into me, me into you
I'm so into you, I'm so into you
When you walked into the room
There was voodoo in the vibes
I was captured by your style
But I could not catch your eyes
And now I stand here, helplessly, yeah
Hoping you'll get into me
I am so into you
I can't get to nothing else
I am so into you, baby
No, no, no come on baby
I'm so into you
Love the things you do
Listen baby, driving me crazy
Come on baby
I'm so into you
Love the things you do
Come on baby
I'm so into you
I'm so into you, yeah
I'm so into you
by WorseThanHitler November 16, 2020
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Im dumb

I ate some Lays potato chips. I’ll never lose weight :(
Im dumb as fuck

f00k mi, f00k u
by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020
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New Jersey douchebag

A man who has his hair cut short. Is physically built. Is a mama’s boy and tough guy at the same time. Probably Italian. Obnoxious as fuck and wants to argue or fight with you. Thinks they are entitled. Does not mind their own business. Gives their point of view without consent. Annoyingly follows you around. Cocky ass motherfucker
The easiest way to pick a fight with a New Jersey douchebag is to attack his mother, fast
by WorseThanHitler October 17, 2020
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