145 definitions by WorseThanHitler

I apologize

So you’re just going to ignore me now?

It’s hard when you are so awake. I know what all of you people are thinking and why.

I apologize

by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021

North Dakota

I wanna live there. It’s better than Louisiana.

North Dakota is a good state. Also Minnesota. I love it up North.

by WorseThanHitler November 27, 2020

Need a girlfriend blues

Can’t survive on my own.

Need a girlfriend blues. I screwed up and now she hates me. :(

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

3 More Hours

Kamala Harris wants to add 3 More Hours to public schools in America.

Oh well, you people voted for this...so don’t come back crying

3 More Hours?? Are you out of your freaking mind. 3 more hours....so people get home from school at like 5 or 6 pm now??

by WorseThanHitler December 3, 2020

Billion Dollar Baby

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough tell me
I am so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Billion dollar baby
I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Million dollar baby
Billion dollar baby
Trillion dollar baby
Zillion dollar baby

by WorseThanHitler December 18, 2020

Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020

Wrestling is gay porn

:)

Wrestling is gay porn

by WorseThanHitler January 19, 2021