Procrapination

Being a pro at crapping to procrastinate.
Pro-crapping-ation
Often used as an excuse at work to not work.
Going to the toilet and spending a lot of time there.

Guy: Imma go to the toilet to procrapinate because work sucks.
40 minutes later...
Guy: That's enough procrapination for today. *opens door* Oh crap it's the boss.
Boss: You have been in the toilet for a very long time! You're fired!

by World of Wordcraft June 24, 2016

Zeta Reticuli

1) The first star system to be found containing intelligent creatures. The intelligent creatures are the Greys. They were more advanced than us and had been in space, traveling around in flying saucers and visiting systems. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't be here with all these cool gadgets and gizmos. They visited our ape ancestors at about 2.5 million years ago. The Greys abducted our ancestors and they probed them, then genetically modified them so that they will become intelligent creatures. Then the Greys visited Egypt 1,000 years ago. They claimed that they made this world. Then they went to a house and said to a couple that they are given strength to rule Egypt as pharaoh and queen. The same thing happened to other famous empires on Earth. They abducted two people about 100 years ago. They were probed and were given a mind map of the planets the Greys have visited. The two people were then interrogated by the police. One of them, Betty, drew a map of the systems the Greys had visited. It was until a few decades later, when an astronomer found out that it was real. He said that the Greys' homeworld is located in the system of Reticulum.

1)

Guy: Do you believe in aliens?
Astronomer: Yes, and I have proof. Look into my telescope and you'll see Zeta Reticuli, the first star system to be found containing alien, intelligent life.

by World of Wordcraft October 04, 2014

"The" Challenge

It's a challenge where you must not say, write or type the word "the" for a day. You can, however, use other words related to "the" such as "this" and "these", "that" and "those".

Me: Good morning! I'm going to start "The" Challenge today!

Wait.

I just said "the".

I lost.

by World of Wordcraft November 30, 2016

Fool's circle

When you download something on your iPhone/iPad you will see a circle and the progress is fast. It is the fool's circle. Then it restarts the circle and the progress is disappointingly slow.

Damn it it's done the fool's circle like 5 times!

by World of Wordcraft February 19, 2015

black is the new blue

When urban dictionary changed from blue and white to black and white for some reason...

Me: *goes to www.urbandictionary.com*
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue

by World of Wordcraft November 13, 2016