World of Weird's definitions

milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.

"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

Eight

An alternative way of saying something is "ace", popularized by the Viz comic character "Eight Ace".

"That film was fuckin' eight!"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

boak

Scottish slang meaning vomit or feelings of excessive nausea.

"Gonnee put that tit away. Yer givin' me the boak" - Burney Nesbitt.

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

local bike

A woman of ill repute.

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

tunky

Welsh slang for shit, originated by the Welsh television presenter Nigel Buckland.

"Tunky's not a proper word"
"Yes it is. It means shit"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

wankstain

Any unpleasant person, usually a skinny, lanky, gormless male pikey.

"That Clayson's a right wankstain"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

spangle blisters

The testicles.

"My spangle blisters are a bit sweaty in this heat"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003