Definitions by Working Class Hero

Flumps 

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows

They are so soft, like flumps

Flumps by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

S.T.A.R 

Shit Tits Amazing Rump

The juxtaposition of having the perfect arse but the absolute worst tits

Tell her she's a star and she will be grateful

Babe you are an absolute S.T.A.R

S.T.A.R by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Lazy Susan's 

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

Lazy Susan's by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Angel Food Cake 

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point

OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though

Angel Food Cake by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Wild Flowers 

Like wild flowers these tits are not as pleasing on the eye as regular tits. Uncontrollable by a bra due to their shear floppiness. But like wild flowers they are still pleasing nonetheless

Non comforming these tits refuse to be prisoner to any bra

Braless bags of skin

That chick has no bra on. Those are some wild flowers

Wild Flowers by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Llama Lungs 

Ugly Tits

Tits as ugly as Llamas

Look away she has Llama Lungs

Llama Lungs by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Wombles Noses 

Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles

Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me

Wombles Noses by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020