Shit tits

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad

I can't see you anymore you have shit tits

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Wild Flowers

Like wild flowers these tits are not as pleasing on the eye as regular tits. Uncontrollable by a bra due to their shear floppiness. But like wild flowers they are still pleasing nonetheless

Non comforming these tits refuse to be prisoner to any bra

Braless bags of skin

That chick has no bra on. Those are some wild flowers

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Llama Lungs

Ugly Tits

Tits as ugly as Llamas

Look away she has Llama Lungs

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Deflated

My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits

My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button

by Working Class Hero January 08, 2021

Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

🍈 🍈 vs 🔺️ 🔺️

Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented

by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end

She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020

Empty

My breasts are empty. Like two empty socks dangling beneath my clavicle

Someone has let the air out of these balloons for sure

My tits are so empty, soft and floppy

by Working Class Hero January 09, 2021