Working Class Hero 's definitions

table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Freezer bags

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber

She has horrendous freezer bags that one

by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021

Hens

Hens = Hideous Empty Norks

Empty floppy tits in need of inflation

Empty skin bags with nipples at the bottom

Look at that hen and her hens

by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020

Strawberry Choc dip

When you fuck her in the arse with her used tampon and dip it in her bloody pussy and then in her shitty arse on repeat until she comes

I was round at Susan's the other night and I gave her a strawberry choc dip 😋

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Scones

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers

I find your scones offensive to my eyes

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Lazy Susan's

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021