15 definitions by Wordmaster B

cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2005

spack

The sound that a blast of cum makes when hitting a hard surface, such as a bathroom tile floor.

The spack of that hot guy's load on the bathroom floor startled him.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2005

mammon

Word usually used to describe ill-gotten gain, but in this case: massive female tits!

Did you see the tits on Laurie? She has some mega mammon goin' on!

by Wordmaster B December 31, 2005

boner buddy

The partner of a homosexual. Usually used to describe the sexual partner of an adolescent homosexual.

Dan sure hangs around Dave's house a lot. I suspect Dave is his boner buddy.

by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

poodlewanker

(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.

(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.

This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2005

wanker beanie

Simply put - a condom.

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.

by Wordmaster B December 29, 2005

styler

Someone who acts, dresses, or does something in a certain manner such that he seems consciously to be either trying to impress people or else make a statement.

Look at that dude with the big penis pendant around his neck trying to impress the chicks with his manliness. What a fricken styler.

by Wordmaster B January 3, 2005