Foodivate

Today I am going to foodivate my son to do his math homework.
by Word jockey June 04, 2020
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penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.
Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.
by word jockey September 08, 2013
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black-hacker

a small contraction of "black hat hacker" Computer hackers who write code and or viruses that are malicious in nature and intended to do harm and destroy things.
Crap now I have to think up an even longer more complex password Password 123 just isn't safe any more it seems.
Fricking black-hackers are really making the world a crappy place
by word jockey April 16, 2015
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schlang

German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.
Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.
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blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.
my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.
by word jockey July 05, 2019
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dicksand

When a woman finds her self in a relationship only for the great sex she is caught in dicksand
Jenna really doesn't like this guy but she says the sex is amazing and cant stop seeing him because it's the best sex of her life. Yea but he is such a lowlife how can she put up with him? She is caught in dicksand.
by word jockey June 08, 2016
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Tongue and groove

He is a real tongue and groove expert. He was in the office going down on the Project manager at lunch and she was REALLY loving it.

eating at the Y, Eating your honey, eating her out,
by word jockey October 25, 2015
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