sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.
The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.
by Woody Thomas August 15, 2006
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sugar in his shorts

I do believe Dennis has a little sugar in his shorts
by Woody Thomas January 08, 2006
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Dick the Bruiser

legendary pro wrestler in the 60s and 70s. Probably never used an actual wrestling hold his whole career. Mostly just pummelled opponests with his fist, also liked to throw them out of the ring and bash their head on the timekeeper's table. Other nicknmaes included "The Psychopath," "The Missing Link," and "The Most Dangerous Man Alive." Built like a fireplug at about 5'7" 240 lbs. Died of a heart attack while doing bench presses at home in 1991. Real name William Afflis.
Dick the Bruiser went from villain to fan favorite in St. Louis when he got into a feud with Black Jack Lanza.
by Woody Thomas April 22, 2007
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The subject of hilarious underground comics circa 1970. The Freak Brothers, along with their contemporary Doper Dan, were hippie slackers whose only ambition in life was to get stoned. It is advised to be very stoned when reading these publications.
After getting stoned out of my mind, I fell on the floor laughing and yelling 'author!' 'author!' after reading the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
by Woody Thomas May 31, 2007
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Nab Jones

Better slow down man, Nab Jones is parked on that side street.
by Woody Thomas January 22, 2006
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sin bin

He got sent to the sin bin for that elbow to the head
by Woody Thomas January 07, 2006
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prostitution ring

a prostitution business, usually in a large city, where hookers are brought in from other cities to work for a few weeks or maybe months, then they leave town and are replaced by other women, and so on and so on
There is a new Asian prostitution ring in town, with high quality and reasonable prices
by Woody Thomas April 21, 2007
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