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This is a response to the dilemma of having to choose between Bud Light or Blight, and Bud Light Platinum or Plight. Like the fight-or-flight response, the blight-or-plight response is a physiologic reaction to a perceived harmful event, attack, or threat to survival. After the initial shock due to a systematic increase in adrenaline, the response results in disgust and rejection of either beer option.
When I first walked into the liquor store I had a wicked blight-or-plight response until I realized the microbrews were hidden all the way in the back.
by Woody Lajonze February 6, 2014
Get the Blight-or-Plight Response mug.Slang term for chopsticks. This term is best utilized with a Schwarzenegger accent in a Chinese restaurant as in "GET ME DA CHOPPAS!"
by Woody LaJonze February 6, 2014
Get the Choppas mug.A slang term for a Bud Light Lime. Despite the British connotation, the Blimey is a Mexican favorite and initiates a fiesta of sorts on the tongue.
by Woody LaJonze February 6, 2014
Get the Blimey mug.Slang term for Bud Light Platinum. Where Bud Light is Blight, something that causes harm or damage, Plight leads to a dangerous, difficult or otherwise unfortunate situation.
I drank a twelve pack of Plight and woke up on the bathroom floor of a Denny's in a pool my own urine.
by Woody LaJonze February 5, 2014
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