Definitions by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter
spice
1. A channel on cable TV where people engage in sexual intercourse in full frontal nudity on camera.
2. A chemical, usually powdered, that is used to mask bad cooking. If the cooking is good, it can make it godly with a lowercase g.
3. Plural of spouse. Word should only be used by cycle-accurate Mormons, naked natives in the rain-forest, and Abrahamic peoples before the days they tuned out God and went with only one spouse.
2. A chemical, usually powdered, that is used to mask bad cooking. If the cooking is good, it can make it godly with a lowercase g.
3. Plural of spouse. Word should only be used by cycle-accurate Mormons, naked natives in the rain-forest, and Abrahamic peoples before the days they tuned out God and went with only one spouse.
1. On the Spice channel there's Amazon natives smearing themselves in moist soil and having outdoor sex.
2. Cortez's overcooked toughened heart did not taste too good to the Aztec priest, so he reached for the spice.
3. We can have a spouse of the same sex, so why not spice?
2. Cortez's overcooked toughened heart did not taste too good to the Aztec priest, so he reached for the spice.
3. We can have a spouse of the same sex, so why not spice?
spice by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
cycle-accurate Mormon
One of the few Mormons who openly practices polygamy and doesn't do statutory rape and/or breed too much. The only Mormons to grow a set and stand up for what they believe in.
cycle-accurate Mormon by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
masamune
1. A sword in Final Fantasy wielded by Sephiroth. The sharp cutting part of the blade is 8 linear feet. A very huge sword.
To visualize using a sword like this, pick up a F96T12 fluorescent light bulb, only that the hilt sticks out further where the pin at the end would go. Take the fluorescent tube and whack someone across the back with it (people actually do this on Youtube videos!). Congratulations, your friend just got a slight taste of the masamune's sheer power.
2. When you perform a masamune it's when you do the act with the fluoro tube in #1.
3. They make a masamune that you can buy online, but it is much shorter (58 inches +/- 12 inch) because reality technology hasn't caught up with the technology fictional world of Final Fantasy (schizo tech). Even then, today's masamune is very long for a samurai sword. Not too pleasant to use for harakiri rituals (especially in reality where there's no respawn).
To visualize using a sword like this, pick up a F96T12 fluorescent light bulb, only that the hilt sticks out further where the pin at the end would go. Take the fluorescent tube and whack someone across the back with it (people actually do this on Youtube videos!). Congratulations, your friend just got a slight taste of the masamune's sheer power.
2. When you perform a masamune it's when you do the act with the fluoro tube in #1.
3. They make a masamune that you can buy online, but it is much shorter (58 inches +/- 12 inch) because reality technology hasn't caught up with the technology fictional world of Final Fantasy (schizo tech). Even then, today's masamune is very long for a samurai sword. Not too pleasant to use for harakiri rituals (especially in reality where there's no respawn).
1. Sephiroth's Masamune cut through both edges of the hydrogen-filled gasbag on the airship at once.
2. In 2008 I want to give my friend a masamune and inhale some mercury.
3. Memere bought the masamune from Quickly Vanishing Cash.
2. In 2008 I want to give my friend a masamune and inhale some mercury.
3. Memere bought the masamune from Quickly Vanishing Cash.
masamune by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
I'm slitting my stomach
Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.
My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.
I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
I'm slitting my stomach by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
polish the pope
Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure
polish the pope by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007
ijkm
Four keys on an Apple II keyboard that stood in for the arrow keys before they put 'real' arrow keys on later models. Compare wasd. Mostly used in educational games in elementary schools back in the late 1980s.
WhiningBrat01:Hey this keyboard doesn't have arrow keys!
SaddamCastroTheTeacher:Just use the ijkm keys.
SaddamCastroTheTeacher:Just use the ijkm keys.
ijkm by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007
fidel castro
A communist ruler of Cuba who has been around before analog music synthesizers, pushbutton keypads on telephones, cassette players, VHS VCRs, laserdiscs, 8 track tapes, electronic ignition in automobiles, Disc Film and 110 cartridge cameras, integrated circuit DIP packages, 8 inch floppy discs, the John Lennon assasination, the Richard Nixon debacle, VFD pocket calculators, and quite possibly the Big Bang.
Although I don't like what Fidel Castro stands for, I wish I had his inability to die.
Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
fidel castro by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007