Definitions by Wizards Sleeve

Bride of Scooby

A very ugly woman. Big jowly face, hairy lips and slobbery. Not nice.

Dude 1: "You seen that new chick in Accounts!"
Dude 2: "No shit Dawg! That's the Bride of Scooby!"

Bride of Scooby by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

thunder pig 

A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.

Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"

thunder pig by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

frost this face 

An instruction given by a porn star to a co-star in order to get him to lose his mess over her face.

Porn Star (Female): "Come on you bastad! Frost this face you cock monkey!"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"

frost this face by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

slut custard 

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

slut custard by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007

brown magician 

A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.

Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"

brown magician by Wizards Sleeve January 8, 2007

jizz fish 

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

jizz fish by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Chinese word search 

Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.

Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"

Chinese word search by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007