Definitions by Wizards Sleeve

fishmonger's gorge 

A pussy. A real ripe one. Best avoided.

Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met last night. She was evil!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"

fishmonger's gorge by Wizards Sleeve February 27, 2007

silk slipper 

The very finest pussy you can get. Exquisite to the feel, and a joy to slip into.

"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"

silk slipper by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007

honey mown 

Cunnilingus. Specifically, lesbian pussy licking. Where a woman has the sweetest of sweet juice and other women make a bee-line for the honey pot.

Dude 1: "I hear that chick likes other chicks, man!"
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. She likes to get her honey mown by other hotties."

honey mown by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007

MILF tickler 

Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.

Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"

MILF tickler by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

Mersey steamer 

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

Mersey steamer by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

retro-wanking 

This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.

"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."

retro-wanking by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

spidering by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007