Permalust

Example #1: Although Chris wants a girl's heart more than anything, he's doomed to an eternity of permalust and cannot look away from a perfect ass.

Example #2: Chris's new rock band is called "Permalust".
by Wizard Toast December 11, 2010
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Penilistic Protrusion

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
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Gentlemen's Relish

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.
The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.
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Pinky Plumperton

A title of shame given to any guy with nipples that are too pink to match his tan and with the nipples looking too feminine in their degree of plumpness.
The sloven shut in next door does nothing but play Halo and World of Warcraft all day. He's the Pinky Plumperton from the prophecies of old.
by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010
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Superman

The Superman is a sex position, where a guy has sexual intercourse with a girl, doggy style, and bends the girl forward while he reaches over her shoulders to plant his hands on the floor, supporting his weight, while his legs are sticking straight out. The posture has the man resembling a flying Superman.
The Superman position was out long before that Souljah boy garbage got everyone confused as to what it actually does mean to "Superman that ho".
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Spread Beagle

When a man is lying on his back, spread eagle, while receiving a BJ, HJ, RJ, TJ, FJ, or ZJ.
That girl had me spread beagle last night... Feels good, man.
by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010
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Sleepy Pee Pee

One is said to have "Sleepy Pee Pee" when an erection occurs while drowsy.
I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...
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