WillyCravemore's definitions

Condom Shot

The act of taking a golf shot that doesn’t feel good, but you know is safe.

“Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Third Wave Rage

The raw anger that transfers to everything in the universe from a person tired, annoyed and impatient as their country suffers a third wave of Covid-19.

"Why did Tom freak out at the gym today, just because that dude got to the squat rack before him?"
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".

by WillyCravemore July 23, 2021

Spunky Firework

An ejaculation that squirts out at great force, upwards in droplets, thus resembling a beautiful roman candle firework. Often known to leave visible damage to walls and headboards.

"Holy shit Jeff, that was one heck of a spunky firework".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

Sheetwaft

The act of fanning the duvet, sometimes slowly with an elbow if a partner is present in the bed, to register a fart being concealed by the fabric.

“John - are you sheetwafting? Holy fuck - that stinks”.

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.

"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018