7 definitions by Willis Kwok
Eddie: Wow, Robi. You have lost a lot of weight. Do you have Norexa Bergosa ?
Robi: What is that ??
Eddie: That's a disease you get when you become really skinny and stuff.
Robi: Ummm..no..that's called Anorexia Nervosa.
Eddie: Hahaha. No. Anorexia Nervosa is when you're scared of fat guys named Rex.
Robi: **rolls eyes**
Robi: What is that ??
Eddie: That's a disease you get when you become really skinny and stuff.
Robi: Ummm..no..that's called Anorexia Nervosa.
Eddie: Hahaha. No. Anorexia Nervosa is when you're scared of fat guys named Rex.
Robi: **rolls eyes**
by Willis Kwok December 22, 2016
A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".
Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!
Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!
Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!
Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!
Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.
by Willis Kwok April 13, 2016
The Willis Kwok Incident is a Chinese punk rock band that plays small clubs all over Chinatown - San Francisco. Their song "You doan know yah cah" hit the top 200 in mainland China in 2006.
Rawd: Hey Twist, you wanna go see The Willis Kwok Incident at Club MetroMix in China Town?
Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's
Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?
Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's
Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?
Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
by Willis Kwok May 8, 2012
A famous gaffe made on national TV by well known televangelist, Emil Minty. During his message, Minty referred to the North Korean leader as “the little rocket man, JIM JUNG YOUNG”.
Porfirio: David, did you watch Power Hour on TBN last night?
David: No, I’m not a huge fan of Emil Minty.
Porfirio: You missed it, bro! Minty was talking about North Korea and mispronounced Kim Jong-un’s name. He called him Jim Jung Young! It was epic!’
David: No, I’m not a huge fan of Emil Minty.
Porfirio: You missed it, bro! Minty was talking about North Korea and mispronounced Kim Jong-un’s name. He called him Jim Jung Young! It was epic!’
by Willis Kwok May 29, 2021
No’Douls, not to be confused with the more well
known, O’Douls, is a full bodied, premium non-alcoholic evangelical beverage created in 1991 by televangelist, J. Eddie Hairass. It contains only the finest natural ingredients - barley malt, brewers yeast, frankincense & myrrh. No’Douls is available only at Spirit West Coast and your local bible book store.
known, O’Douls, is a full bodied, premium non-alcoholic evangelical beverage created in 1991 by televangelist, J. Eddie Hairass. It contains only the finest natural ingredients - barley malt, brewers yeast, frankincense & myrrh. No’Douls is available only at Spirit West Coast and your local bible book store.
Adrock: Hey Shock, have you tried No’Douls?
Shock: Not yet, But I plan to partake at the Stryper concert this summer.
Shock: Not yet, But I plan to partake at the Stryper concert this summer.
by Willis Kwok June 7, 2021
To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.
Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??
Emil: Guess!!!!
Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??
Emil: Nope!!!!
Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???
Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!
Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!
Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!
Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!
Emil: Guess!!!!
Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??
Emil: Nope!!!!
Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???
Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!
Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!
Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!
Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!
by Willis Kwok December 22, 2016
A term coined by French economist, Emil Minty, in 1983. Known as FRINGE BENEFITS in the United States, France adopted this mantra to celebrate additional employee benefits approved by then president François Mitterrand. By 1984, most management level workers in Paris and Marseille were given a company car, subsidized meals, and health insurance.
Pepe: Tiago, how is your new job as assistant manager of the Eiffel tower gift shop?
Tiago: Not great but I really do enjoy the FRENCH BENEFITS. Complementary meals at the Eiffel Cafe and a Fiat 500 company car after one year of service.
Pepe: Congrats, Tiago. Sounds amazing!
Tiago: Not great but I really do enjoy the FRENCH BENEFITS. Complementary meals at the Eiffel Cafe and a Fiat 500 company car after one year of service.
Pepe: Congrats, Tiago. Sounds amazing!
by Willis Kwok May 29, 2021