Definitions by William Wells

talk to a man about a dog 

A polite way to tell people you have to take a dump

My grandmother said, " I have to talk to a man about a dog". I had no idea what she ment but in her day that was a way to say she had to take a shit.

talk to a man about a dog by William Wells November 16, 2010

corn on the log 

A solid turd with corn embedded in it

Last night I had corn on the cob. This morning I have corn on the log.

corn on the log by William Wells November 17, 2006

press ham 

to spread your ass cheeks and touch your cornhole up against something or someone.

My ass was ripe when I press hammed that persons face when they fell asleep at the party.

press ham by William Wells December 28, 2005