William Joseph Hemmington's definitions

butlerface

the name of a whore who has a decent body, but a face that looks like an asshole.

butlerface cock blocked me.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

hoe daddy

a person who acts as if they are indeed a surfer, yet they actually never surf

the hoe daddy approached the waves and politely declined to surf

by william joseph hemmington April 8, 2006

flip

v.to turn things around and around

Please flip the pancake.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

Loyola

Loyola High School of Los Angeles is among the greatest high schools in this nation. We have gotten many championships in just about every sport. Our gridiron is a tremendous powerhouse and we are led by a great man and a respected man and friend of mine named Steve Grady. We won the national championship in 1975! Not only that, but our academics are outstanding. We average a 1400 SAT and have impecable GPAs. Anyone who doesn't like Loyola must either go to bastard schools like Mater Dei, Hart, Servite, and other Loyola wannabe schools in the Serra League.

Mater Dei Boy 1: Today Loyola came out and knocked our heads off.
Mater Dei Boy 2: I know. I might even have a concussion right now.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

tuna can

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

avenues

A gang residing around the Highland Park area of Los Angeles, California.

A group of anvenues wrote their cholo words all over the wall.

by william joseph hemmington December 23, 2004

modest

not inclined to engage in sexual acts
prude

Since Mary didn't give me any, I am labelling her modest.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004