Whythisword's definitions

ogilitiv

It's vitiligo in reverse.
Like vitiligo, your skin progressively changes color. Instead of getting lighter, your skin gets darker.

Ariana Grande is pulling a reverse Michael Jackson!
I think she has ogilitiv

by Whythisword December 18, 2020

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022

Rastraded

The act of castrating someone and then displaying their genitalia in a pickle jar in the style of Rasputin

Commie: I rastraded the guy
Cappie: Why?
Commie: He wouldn't stop talking like he's Rasputin, so I treated him like Rasputin

by Whythisword November 5, 2019

Rainbow beam

A queer person’s secret weapon, a laser beam made up of all the colors of the rainbow. However the power to emit it must be found from within.

This homophobe was being an asshole so I blasted a rainbow beam at him

by Whythisword July 16, 2022

Homophobia

The fear of homosexuality. The belief that being around gay people will make you gay

My cousin’s gay and he wants to come home for Christmas! I don’t want my son to be gay.

Classic homophobia, Karen

by Whythisword December 14, 2020

MLM

1) Men Loving Men: used in the LGBT Community to describe men who are attracted to other men

2) Multi-Level Marketing: a scheme involving a person recruiting a number of investors for the promise of a salary, having said investors market the program to other people to recruit more investors. Essentially, the combination of a pyramid scheme and a Ponzi scheme

3) Marxist-Leninist-Maoism: a form of communism that combines socio-political ideas of Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and Mao Zedong

1) Steve and Mark are an MLM couple

2) MLM is an unethical investment fraud scheme and should be abolished

3) My favorite branch of socialism is MLM

by Whythisword June 22, 2021

Jordan

For a guy: A douche
For a girl: Just a cool person

"Jordan's such a douche"
"No, she's cool"
"The male Jordan"
"Oh"

by Whythisword November 1, 2020