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Green Day

A punk rock band from California formed by a bunch of kids high on weed. Considered one of the trailblazers for 90’s pop punk, they were heavily inspired by The Ramones. They’ve also experimented, going into more folk, rockabilly, dance, and operatic territory.

My top 5 punk bands are
Blink-182
Minor Threat
Green Day
Ramones
Dead Kennedys

by Whythisword June 8, 2022

O’Nella’s Straw

A philosophical principle based on Occam’s razor. “The simplest design is always the most efficient.”

The drinking straw’s design formed the basis for O’Nella’s Straw

by Whythisword February 24, 2023

Homophobia

The fear of homosexuality. The belief that being around gay people will make you gay

My cousin’s gay and he wants to come home for Christmas! I don’t want my son to be gay.

Classic homophobia, Karen

by Whythisword December 14, 2020

Rastraded

The act of castrating someone and then displaying their genitalia in a pickle jar in the style of Rasputin

Commie: I rastraded the guy
Cappie: Why?
Commie: He wouldn't stop talking like he's Rasputin, so I treated him like Rasputin

by Whythisword November 5, 2019

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022

Rainbow beam

A queer person’s secret weapon, a laser beam made up of all the colors of the rainbow. However the power to emit it must be found from within.

This homophobe was being an asshole so I blasted a rainbow beam at him

by Whythisword July 16, 2022

Disco Stick

A penis

"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."
- Lady Gaga

by Whythisword February 13, 2021