Whooty wrangler's definitions

Monkey Scratch

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.

My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.

by Whooty wrangler December 5, 2011

Slafternoon

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.

peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.

by Whooty wrangler December 15, 2011

Booty Skeet

Male semen that is forcefully ejaculated on a female's booty while engaging in sexual activity.

Dude, dat girl was great in bed....when I left her house she had my booty skeet all over dat ass.

by Whooty wrangler September 11, 2012

Crunkigh

A condition of being crazy drunk and high simultaneously.

Dude, we were drinking gin and juice and smoking weed all night long..we got seriously crunkigh.

by Whooty wrangler September 13, 2012

Booty Weasels

The booty of a voluptuous woman. When she walks the resulting motion of her buttocks resemble two weasels fighting over a cheeto.

Peep 1: Man, did you see that girls ass?

Peep 2: Yeah, she is working those booty weasels today!

by Whooty wrangler December 25, 2011

Chicken butter

People who always reply to the question "Guess what?... with "chicken butt?"

Fam 1: Bro, guess what?
Fam 2: Chcken butt?
Fam 1: Why do you always say that?
Fam 2: I've been a chicken butter for years

by Whooty wrangler December 23, 2021

seritionship

A serious relationship, as opposed to casual dating, sex, etc.

Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.

by Whooty wrangler May 6, 2012