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Definitions by Whooty wrangler

Chicken butter 

People who always reply to the question "Guess what?... with "chicken butt?"
Fam 1: Bro, guess what?
Fam 2: Chcken butt?
Fam 1: Why do you always say that?
Fam 2: I've been a chicken butter for years
Chicken butter by Whooty wrangler December 23, 2021

mealsturbate 

The act of eating and masturbating at the same time.
Peep 1: I am so hungry and horny
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!

Demon Dick 

A male penis that feels so good to a female during sex that her body goes into convulsions as if possessed by a demonic spirit.
Peep 1: Hey, did you take that black guy home last night?
Peep 2: Yeah girl, we got it on and he made me cum uncontrollably like 20 or 30 times....I lost control!
Peep 1: Damn, sounds like he put dat demon dick on you!
A combination of being crunk on alcohol and high on weed or other recreational drugs at the same time.
Peep 1: Dude are you going to the party tonight?
Peep 2: Hell yeah, I'm going to drink and smoke my ass off...going to get my crunkigh on!
Crunkigh by Whooty wrangler November 2, 2012
A condition of being crazy drunk and high simultaneously.
Dude, we were drinking gin and juice and smoking weed all night long..we got seriously crunkigh.
Crunkigh by Whooty wrangler September 13, 2012

Booty Skeet 

Male semen that is forcefully ejaculated on a female's booty while engaging in sexual activity.
Dude, dat girl was great in bed....when I left her house she had my booty skeet all over dat ass.
Booty Skeet by Whooty wrangler September 11, 2012

seritionship

A serious relationship, as opposed to casual dating, sex, etc.
Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.