Whooty wrangler's definitions

Monkey Scratch

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.

My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.

by Whooty wrangler December 5, 2011

Booty Weasels

The booty of a voluptuous woman. When she walks the resulting motion of her buttocks resemble two weasels fighting over a cheeto.

Peep 1: Man, did you see that girls ass?

Peep 2: Yeah, she is working those booty weasels today!

by Whooty wrangler December 25, 2011

Crunkigh

A condition of being crazy drunk and high simultaneously.

Dude, we were drinking gin and juice and smoking weed all night long..we got seriously crunkigh.

by Whooty wrangler September 13, 2012

Slafternoon

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.

peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.

by Whooty wrangler December 15, 2011

Chicken butter

People who always reply to the question "Guess what?... with "chicken butt?"

Fam 1: Bro, guess what?
Fam 2: Chcken butt?
Fam 1: Why do you always say that?
Fam 2: I've been a chicken butter for years

by Whooty wrangler December 23, 2021

bootycallaholic

A condition of being addicted to booty calls.

Peep 1: Hey where is your roommate?
Peep 2: A girl called so he went to her house to do the nasty.
Peep1: Damn, that boy is addicted to booty calls.
Peep 2: Yeah, he is definitely a bootycallaholic.

by Whooty wrangler December 18, 2011

Urban Envy

A feeling of jealously and disappointment when you find out that a word or phrase you thought was original and cool is already listed on the urban dictionary.

Peep 1: Dude, are you going to look for some fine white girls tonight?

Peep 2: Yeah, I love a white girl with a big booty...or as I call it..whooty

Peep 1: Nice try dude but whooty is not a new word, I saw it on the urban dictionary

Peep2: No way!....I'm having some serious urban envy over that.

by Whooty wrangler December 26, 2011