WhoIsHomer's definitions

homer simpson

guy incognito's exact double.

Guy Incognito: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.
Guy Incognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

by whoishomer February 15, 2005

genis-vell

Son of Captain Mar-Vell. Genis went temporarily batshit fucking nuts, but he's better now.

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I am God!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

jar-jar binks

The coolest mutherfuckin mac daddy pimp on the planet. And don't you forget it.

"Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?"
"Mesa sell them to buy mesa space-jiff!"

by WhoisHomer February 5, 2005

sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005