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Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

idk

I don't know

I don't know what idk means.

by WhoDatFreshBoi January 14, 2018

Mouse

1. A primitive mammal classified as a rodent, does not actually like cheese.
2. A small device used to control the computer, place tape under the scanner for April Fools to mess with it.

1. A mouse eating cheese is a myth.
2. A computer mouse moves the arrow by being moved with your hand.

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Prison Bitch

An anal/oral sex slave for the inmates in prison. Usually happens due to the loneliness in prison and the horny men in prison.

After being arrested for rape, Kelvin became a prison Bitch for Mike and Tyler! Kelvin was a skinny guy, so he had no chance against the bulky cocks greeting his asshole, and he is forced to receive dick. His ass is now torn up and his spincter turned into a red generous rosebud!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 29, 2017

iPeed

A meme in which there are three people on a couch. The son has an iPod, the daughter has an iPad, and the father is holding a sign saying "iPaid." On the bottom right corner is a guilty dog saying "iPeed." Sometimes below iPeed will be added "and farded and shidded and camed." A relatively recent meme.

iPeed
and farded and shidded and camed.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 1, 2018

Charcarodontosaurus Saharicus

A theropod dinosaur that lived in Northern Africa around 95 million years ago. It was two meters longer than Tyrannosaurus Rex (T Rex) and coexisted with Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus. However, Spinosaurus ate fish while Charcarodontosaurus preyed on Ouranosaurus, so they did not have to battle often. Charcarodontosaurus did not have jaws capable of breaking bone, unlike Tyrannosaurus, but instead had serrated teeth that could cut through flesh. In fact, the name literally means "Shark Toothed Lizard!" Carcharodontosaurus was typically an ambushing predator and was also territorial, as bite marks from the same species have been found on the skulls.

Charcarodontosaurus Saharicus is one of my favorite dinosaurs.

There are no Charcarodontosaurus pictures, so here is Tyrannosaurus and Spinosaurus for size comparison.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 24, 2017

Piethon

Derived from the term Python and the term Pi, a Piethon is a snake that is 3.14 feet long. These snakes are often attached to circles and they will eat pie at every chance they have.

I love piethons!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 14, 2017