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Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

Animation Domination High-Def

The channel which is most popular for creating the "scientifically accurate" videos made for spoiling the cartoons we grew up with and enjoyed watching, effectively ruining everyone's childhood. They joined YouTube on September 25, 2012, and their last video was published to YouTube on February 26, 2016.

Animation Domination High-Def is a block of cartoons premiering on 1/22 at midnight on FXX & all over the Internet all the time for people that don't have time to wait for their TV - who does anymore. Not me. Hi youtubers I love you! Let's touch the screen together. Ok now let's kiss. Hi!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 15, 2019

Dawn Amber

Teenage Quoran who likes to defenestrate.

Dawn Amber requested an Urban Dictionary submission and the good ones are being denied so here you go.

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 15, 2019

Ethan James

Venn Diagram Boy. Sixteen popular Aussie, and has loads of followers on Quora and Instagram.

Ethan James is the ultimate god. Venn Diagrams are his source of power.

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 11, 2019

Eodraconis Rexus

A genus of tyrannosaurid dinosaur. Possessing a pair of wings, it may have been related to dragons and wyvern alike. Genetic analysis suggests that it branched off from Gorgosaurus about 78 million years BCE. The scientific name "Eodraconis rexus" means "Dawn dragon like-tyrant" in Latin.

Prowling on the eastern coast of what is now North America, this carnivore fed on a multitude of prey, including various hadrosaurs and ankylosaurs. The green coloration on males in the summer helps to disguise as a tree and can attract a mate. This dinosaur will also molt its coat into a yellowish hue in the cold months.

Eodraconis rexus wasn't the only winged prodragomorph of it's time, however. There is a mainly nocturnal species of Eodraconis nyctodiablos, as well as Gigatyrannus flightoravoroes and Deinofonspteryx ostiumus.

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2018

Footlock

When you are about to pull out during sex but the woman wraps her legs around you so she gets pregnant and takes your money.

Since I forgot the condom, I decided to pull out, but she used the footlock!

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2018

Spinosaurus Fanboy

The worst! These 12-year old fanboys believe that their fish-eating dinosaur is a god that is 70 feet long. They are usually crybabies who rage everytime they see Tyrannosaurus win. We wouldn't have these trolls if it weren't for Jurassic Park.

"T-wex dye SPINO IS THE BEST FAGS"
-Annoying ass Spinosaurus Fanboy

by WhoDatFreshBoi January 12, 2018