WhoDatFreshBoi's definitions

April Fools

The first day of April, when you can fake your sexuality or put tape under someone's mouse.

Mike: Jim, I think I'm gay!
Jim: Really?!
Mike: April Fools!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Vagina Creampie

When someone ejaculates inside a girl's pussy, inpregnating her in most cases. There may be exceptions when condoms or birth pills are used.

Guy 1: I impregnated my GF last night with vagina creampie!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I could spread genes like you!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

Pism

The first time you take a piss after jizzing and there is sperm in the pee.

Mhmm mhmm creamy pism!

by WhoDatFreshBoi January 3, 2019

Ugly Swan Syndrome

It's like Ugly Duckling Syndrome but you start out pretty and when you grow up, you turn ugly.

Wow, she is flawed AND mean. She must have a case of Ugly Swan Syndrome.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017

Giblets

The red sac that hangs from the neck of a chicken or turkey. Can be used to describe someone's double chin.

I like my turkey's giblets but mine are flabby.

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Big Chungus

A ripoff of Chuck Norris memes that became very overused and annoying.

"If you genuinely thought Big Chungus was funny, you're going to hell." - Thanos Car

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 13, 2019

Hammered

When one gets intoxicated and then is taken elsewhere and gets banged.

Guy 1: You hammered that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: You are so lucky!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017