WhoDatFreshBoi's definitions

Gabe the Dog

A small white doggo who borked until 1/19/17... Now he can be found on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.

How ironic Gabe the Dog died the same day that Trump became president! Sleep tight pupper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog

A song created by Animation Domination High-Def and published to YouTube on July 28, 2014.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:

Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog

Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!

When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves

Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!

Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs

Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 2, 2019

Spicy Italian Woaggo

A fusion of the memes Woah Crash Bandicoot, Doge/Doggo, Spicy Bois, Italian Hand, and Somebody Toucha Ma Spagat. A dank green in color with a dog's body and is holding up an Italian hand gesture while deepfried.

Guys, we must defeat the Ugandan Chungles with the magnificent Spicy Italian Woaggo.

by WhoDatFreshBoi January 6, 2019

Golden Spino

An awesome Spinosaurus who is golden and animates in his free time. He is 100% pimp and gets all the pussy.

Golden Spino's cum tastes like popcorn, I suck him off all the time.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 18, 2018

Pikachu

1. A fictional mouse pokémon
2. Used in memes, "peek at you"

When you're in the shower, I'm gonna pikachu!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 29, 2017

Giraffe Potty

I submit definitions for this word.

Giraffe Potty is better than no potty.

by WhoDatFreshBoi December 22, 2018

Carcharodontosaurus

A carcharodontosaurid theropod dinosaur that lived in Northern Africa around 95 million years ago. It was two meters longer than Tyrannosaurus Rex (T Rex) and coexisted with Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus. However, Spinosaurus ate fish while Carcharodontosaurus preyed on Ouranosaurus, so they did not have to battle often. Carcharodontosaurus did not have jaws capable of breaking bone, unlike Tyrannosaurus, but instead had serrated teeth that could cut through flesh. In fact, the name literally means "Shark Toothed Lizard!" Carcharodontosaurus was typically an ambushing predator and was also territorial, as bite marks from the same species have been found on the skulls.

Carcharodontosaurus Saharicus was one of my favorite dinosaurs when I was younger.

by WhoDatFreshBoi November 5, 2018