Who I am's definitions

Dick Cheney

Acronym: Devil Incarnate as Cowboy Kidnapping Countries Hiding Enemies which Never Existed over Yonder

The Middle East must protect themselves from another Dick Cheney.

by Who I am October 23, 2007

B.A.S.T.A.R.D.

Acronym: Byproduct of Another Stupid Teenager Against Rubberized Dicks.

She gave birth to a b.a.s.t.a.r.d. because she is against condoms.

by Who I am October 23, 2007

Hoar

Acronym: Hire for Oral, Anal, and Rough

The Hoar was expensive, but she managed to wear even me out.

by Who I am October 23, 2007

Ho

Acronym: Hand-jobs Optional

The Ho is here with me, for a price.

by Who I am October 23, 2007

bitch

Acronym: Byproduct of Initially Chocking on that Thing of His

The man in prison became a bitch after he was alone, with another inmate.

by Who I am October 23, 2007

D.I.C.K.

acronym: Destroyer of Innocent Celibacy in Kids

The police recently arrested another D.I.C.K.

by Who I am October 23, 2007