Definitions by Whiteboy B

Whitefive

Declaration made when a high five is missed, or the combo five is awkward, off, or just plain janky.

Ricky declared "Whitefive!" When he completely missed the high five, then botched the follow up dap, bap, "bones it", the "lock it in and put the chain on it".

Whitefive by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Polish bumper jack 

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

Polish bumper jack by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Stereophilososism 

A not real medical condition that purportedly causes the minerals in your body turn to lead and collect your ass.

I'm in slow motion homie, my ass is dragging, I think I caught the stereophilososism?

Stereophilososism by Whiteboy B February 16, 2019

Zachary disease 

A term for an ugly person.

You must have Zachary disease, because your face looks Zachary like your ass.

Zachary disease by Whiteboy B February 16, 2019

jiggabonkey 

Combining jiggaboo and honkey, jiggabonkey is a less David Duke sounding term for a heavily urban influenced white guy.

You sound like a Mississippi Grand Dragon saying wigger, try jiggabonkey, it's easier on the ears.

jiggabonkey by Whiteboy B February 6, 2019