Whiteboy B's definitions

Stereophilososism

A not real medical condition that purportedly causes the minerals in your body turn to lead and collect your ass.

I'm in slow motion homie, my ass is dragging, I think I caught the stereophilososism?

by Whiteboy B February 16, 2019

Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Clamjam

The female of the species uses a variant of the male cockblock known as the Clamjam.

First of all Cindie, you totally Clamjammed Becky at Fridays party.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Whitefive

Declaration made when a high five is missed, or the combo five is awkward, off, or just plain janky.

Ricky declared "Whitefive!" When he completely missed the high five, then botched the follow up dap, bap, "bones it", the "lock it in and put the chain on it".

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019