Husbuncle

Marrying ones familial uncle.
When she learns that she's pregnant, she also will be getting a Husbuncle.
by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019
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jiggabonkey

Combining jiggaboo and honkey, jiggabonkey is a less David Duke sounding term for a heavily urban influenced white guy.
You sound like a Mississippi Grand Dragon saying wigger, try jiggabonkey, it's easier on the ears.
by Whiteboy B February 06, 2019
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Hobosexual

A person who sleeps with another for a place to live.
She's not in love, she's avoiding homelessness living as a hobosexual.
by Whiteboy B March 13, 2019
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Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.
Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.
by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019
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Clamjam

The female of the species uses a variant of the male cockblock known as the Clamjam.
First of all Cindie, you totally Clamjammed Becky at Fridays party.
by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019
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