12 definitions by Whiteboy B

Zachary disease

A term for an ugly person.

You must have Zachary disease, because your face looks Zachary like your ass.

by Whiteboy B February 17, 2019

Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Hobosexual

A person who sleeps with another for a place to live.

She's not in love, she's avoiding homelessness living as a hobosexual.

by Whiteboy B March 13, 2019

Whitefive

Declaration made when a high five is missed, or the combo five is awkward, off, or just plain janky.

Ricky declared "Whitefive!" When he completely missed the high five, then botched the follow up dap, bap, "bones it", the "lock it in and put the chain on it".

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Clamjam

The female of the species uses a variant of the male cockblock known as the Clamjam.

First of all Cindie, you totally Clamjammed Becky at Fridays party.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019