6 definitions by Whiskeytango
A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object
by Whiskeytango January 12, 2021
by Whiskeytango February 19, 2015
A kind of cutesy way of telling someone they're spending too much time grousing about something. Useful for children, spouses, and anyone else you'd really like to tell to STFU, but don't want to be really mean.
by Whiskeytango September 13, 2006
by Whiskeytango September 13, 2006
A tardnocracy is when the idiots and tards come to rule a country through sleight of hand, general luck, or apathy in the voting public.
by Whiskeytango September 6, 2006
A blowjob to errect a placid penis. The act looks like a bird trying to pull a reluctant worm out of the ground.
by Whiskeytango August 16, 2012