Julia bird

A blowjob to errect a placid penis. The act looks like a bird trying to pull a reluctant worm out of the ground.

I was rolling so hard last night Betty gave me a Julia bird for hours. Today her jaw hurts.

by whiskeytango August 16, 2012

crabagail

A generally grumpy, bitchy person. Can be applied to either men or women.

Man, that chick is a total crabagail. Who pissed in her Cheerios?

by WhiskeyTango September 13, 2006

grumbellina

A kind of cutesy way of telling someone they're spending too much time grousing about something. Useful for children, spouses, and anyone else you'd really like to tell to STFU, but don't want to be really mean.

OK, Grumbellina, we get it, you don't like McDonald's, you can stop talking about it now.

by WhiskeyTango September 13, 2006

Tardnocracy

A tardnocracy is when the idiots and tards come to rule a country through sleight of hand, general luck, or apathy in the voting public.

America used to be a Democracy, now it's become a Tardnocracy

by WhiskeyTango September 06, 2006

Chillin' in the B

Maintaining maxium relaxation while in an underground dwelling.

Hey, I haven't seen Andrew in a bit, he must be chillin' in the B.

by Whiskeytango February 19, 2015

Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object

Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!

by Whiskeytango January 12, 2021