crandle

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

by whatever September 08, 2003

cyberathlete

An oxymoron to no end. An athlete is one who participates in a physical sport.

Games are exactly the opposite, you fucking losers. Get a life.

Get off of your fucking ass and stop trying to use excuses to call yourself an athlete.

by whatever August 22, 2003

windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004

blowjob

The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.

"I threw up 5 seconds into a blowjob"

by whatever March 06, 2005

lothario

a womanizer

by whatever April 12, 2003

CD-R

The most popular means of copying music, games, graphics, programs and digital information in the modern computer age. Now more popular than cassettes.

At Best Buy they are selling Memorex CD-R's for $4.99 after a $10 rebate!

by Whatever April 08, 2003

ugh

A term often used by overweight males. It means: "I wish I had someone (and/or something) to scratch my ass (and/or balls) right now"

Husband Bill: "Ugh..."

Wife Marry: "Ok dear Ill be right there"

by Whatever October 21, 2006