Definitions by Whale On A Boat

Ulysses H. Ficus 

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.

Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.

Ulysses H. Ficus by Whale On A Boat March 8, 2011

mental vasectomy 

when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.

did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy

mental vasectomy by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011

whale on a boat 

when a whale has a huge boner. and he lays on it like a raft. and it looks as if he was on a boat.

look at that whale on a boat. no, thats his penis

whale on a boat by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011