ghosting

Using the "invisible" option on an instant messenger service so that you can see everyone on your buddylist, but you don't show up on theirs.

I was ghosting on AIM last night because I didn't feel like talking to anyone but Sarah.

by Wendi September 03, 2006

s.m.i.t.h.

"shoot myself in the head" (s.m.i.t.h., pronounced "smith"). This term is not literal and does not actually allude to suicide. It simply means one is bored, tired, agitated to the degree of doing something as absurd as shooting oneself in the head.

My hangover is so terrible today I would rather s.m.i.t.h. than go into the office.

by wendi October 10, 2006