4 definitions by Weasel Dan
1) A percussion instrument that makes a unique rattling sound that was loosely patterned after a donkey's jawbone.
2) An act of assault with a sex toy.
2) An act of assault with a sex toy.
"I gave your mom a vibraslap last night."
"How thoughtful of you! I know she'll love playing that in the community band."
"No I mean I grabbed her Hitachi Magic Wand and I was all like 'bippity boppity BITCHSLAP"
"How thoughtful of you! I know she'll love playing that in the community band."
"No I mean I grabbed her Hitachi Magic Wand and I was all like 'bippity boppity BITCHSLAP"
by Weasel Dan August 15, 2015
A spinal injury caused by the sudden impact of arbitrary rules suddenly imposed by a controlling girlfriend.
--"I'm going on a diet."
--"Diet? You? Why, bro?"
--"MY girlfriend says I'm too fat."
--"I think we need to get you to a doctor. You seem to be suffering from pussywhiplash."
--"Diet? You? Why, bro?"
--"MY girlfriend says I'm too fat."
--"I think we need to get you to a doctor. You seem to be suffering from pussywhiplash."
by Weasel Dan May 5, 2014
1) A water-type Pokemon that evolves from Poortortle.
2) A large, round, loud motherfucker that wrecks shit.
2) A large, round, loud motherfucker that wrecks shit.
by Weasel Dan July 5, 2015
1) A popular varietal wine made from the eponymous cultivar of white grape. It is particularly favored by book clubs, housewives, and concerned mothers.
2) A girls' name that, in common with most names related to a kind of alcohol, probably relates to how that child was conceived (even--no, especially--in the case of teen moms).
2) A girls' name that, in common with most names related to a kind of alcohol, probably relates to how that child was conceived (even--no, especially--in the case of teen moms).
1) After dropping the kids off at soccer practice she drove her minivan to the liquor store. She wanted to pick a good bottle of chardonnay to impress her friends that were coming over to discuss Fifty Shades of Grey.
2) Have you met my children yet? These are my daughters, Brandy, Chardonnay, and Whipped Cream Vodka.
2) Have you met my children yet? These are my daughters, Brandy, Chardonnay, and Whipped Cream Vodka.
by Weasel Dan February 17, 2015