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Jocksockshock is the discovery that your stepdad is secretly gay or bi and has been taking your game-used sweaty jockstrap and socks outta your hamper to rub one out with while sniffing them.
Dude, I think I got a case of jocksockshock. Everytime I go looking for my jockstrap and socks, I keep finding my gear next to my stepdad's side of the bed. I dunno what's up with that but I think he's getting off on my ball and foot sweat smells.
by Watchinfool September 25, 2023
Get the jocksockshock mug.When two gay/bi dudes have foot fetishes and love getting together to worship and lick each others bare feet to the point of each dude rubbing one out - includes alot of smelling each other's sweaty socks, sneakers and of course bare feet.
"Dude, you up for another brofootgasm session? My gym socks stink and I know you love my toes and feet." "Bro, I alway get so close to nutting when you lick in between my toes...it tickles SO much. Let's get together tonight."
by Watchinfool September 24, 2023
Get the brofootgasm mug.To engage in an intense 69 session with a fellow male for (hopefully) long periods of time followed by swallowing each others loads.
"Dude, you up for another brotein exchange? I'm horny as fuck and my balls are full." "Same here bro. Horny as fuck too. I know you love the taste of my sperm. My parents aren't home so we can get together here."
by Watchinfool September 21, 2023
Get the brotein exchange mug.A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.
When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.
by Watchinfool September 20, 2023
Get the brotein exchange mug.A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.
When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.
by Watchinfool September 20, 2023
Get the brotein exchange mug.To taste, tease, tickle (and lick) your bud's toes and bare feet while he's fucking or getting head from your girl.
My best bud told me later that when I triple t his toes as he gets a blowjob from my girl, the extra tickling sensation makes him cum so hard she has to swallow twice.
by Watchinfool September 18, 2023
Get the Triple T his toes mug.To taste, tease, tickle (and lick) your bud's toes and bare feet while he's fucking or getting head from your girl.
My best bud told me later that when I triple t his toes as he gets a blowjob from my girl, the tickling sensation makes him cum so hard she has to swallow twice.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
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