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A quad f'er is a female freak foot feaster aka a girl who is into guys sweaty, smelly bare feet, socks and sneakers, especially guys toes and lickling (licking and tickling) with her tongue.
I had a quad f'er come over the other day to worship my feet while I played Call of Duty. When my little brother and his buds came in from skating all day, she practically tackled them all to take off their shoes and socks so she could smell lick and worship their bare feet.
by Watchinfool October 3, 2023
Get the quad f'er mug.When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
by Watchinfool October 5, 2023
Get the jizz jealous mug.Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
by Watchinfool October 6, 2023
Get the sock shock mug.Related to jocksockshock - that moment when you confirm your suspicions about your stepdad being gay or bi when you catch him with your sweaty jockstrap, cup or compression shorts up to his nose enjoying breathing in your male sweat smells - a potential source of blackmail.
Dude I got a case of jockncupshock. I walked in on my stepdad "doing my laundry" with my jockstrap and cup buried in his face. Gonna tease him now and ask if he wants to drink from my cup! LOL
by Watchinfool October 7, 2023
Get the jockncupshock mug.When my friend is getting head from my girlfriend, I love licking his barefeet and sucking his toes. He tries to concentrate on the blowjob and cumming but tries to remain stolick and not laugh while I'm licking his barefeet. I know it really tickles him when he curls his toes in my face.
by Watchinfool July 5, 2025
Get the Stolick mug.A combination of stoic and lick. To try and remain still and not laugh or squirm while a part of the body is being licked and tickled.
While my bud is getting head from or fucking my girlfriend, I like to lick and suck on his sensitive balls. He tries to remain stolick but I know it tickles him immensely and he can't help squirming. I do it anyway.
by Watchinfool July 5, 2025
Get the Stolick mug.The sick-to-your-stomach feeling you get when your friend loves Panera bread's trashy food and wants to go there all the time for EVERY meal.
Dude I don't want to go to Panera again! I get Panera dread every time you say that shit. It's overly expensive hospital food produced by another mindless corporation.
by Watchinfool September 8, 2025
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