Definitions by Wardy

kelbert 

Farting into a vagina

Give me a good old kelberting me old tosspot

kelbert by Wardy October 3, 2017

Womb Broom 

The male sexual organ when used to in/out a pussy which is suspected of a enduring long inactive spell.

"I swept out that old bitches cobwebs with my womb broom", said Joe

Womb Broom by Wardy December 5, 2004

bijulies

womans breasts

Whoa check out those bijulies!!!!

bijulies by wardy April 14, 2004