Wallem

Wallem is the scariest thing in the world, an urban legend so feared across the world. He lives in the wallemtunet mansion, and his ghost lives on in the house. And he haunts the people who entre his home.
When you hear squeaking in the floorboards you know its him, and you know your life is in danger.

Try to protect yourself from him at all costs, and don’t wander around at night alone.
Beware of him, and be scared of him.
«Aww man Wallem is so scary!!!»

«Javisst»
by Wallemlover June 18, 2020
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Bedhuset på haukås

Bedhuset på haukås er det beste stedet noensinne alle der er skikkelig kule. Maten er også god.
Gleder meg til fredag og dra på bedhuset på haukås!
by Wallemlover April 05, 2020
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Wallem

Wallem is the scariest thing imaginable. He’s a ghost and a myth, an urban legend. His name is only whispered, no man dears to speak his name. If you’re alone with Wallem he’ll kill you with ease.

You can find this monster at wallemtunet, a really scary place, which once was the home of Wallem.

Just pray you’ll never run into Wallem at night at Wallemtunet. When it squeaks in the floorboards at Wallemtunet just run.
Wallem is so scary!
by Wallemlover April 10, 2020
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The Bingo Master

The Bingo Master is an ancient bingo who loves bingo, and is also the greatest bingo player of all time. The Bingo Master is a mysterious and powerful being only called upon when bingo is played. The Bingo Master is neither a boy or a girl, it know no gender, only bingo. The Bingo Master is incredibly powerful.
by Wallemlover November 12, 2020
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Squad’n

Squad’n is the best music group ever, bigger and better than the Beatles. With hit songs like «dyrkol sangen» and «London leir». The writer The hengerfeste is the best lyrical writer ever. The tunes of squad’n is mesmerising and wonderful. A new song is soon to be released! And they even know spanish Man we say the words in spanish, yes we spilt flames!
by Wallemlover April 05, 2020
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Avføringspistol

Avføringspistol er et veldig farlig våpen, skyter avføring på 30 m avstand. Men du trenger også avføringspatroner.
Avføringspistolen eier, beste våpenet noensinne.
by Wallemlover April 05, 2020
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Dyrkolbotn

Dyrkolbotn is the most magical place on earth. Where dreams come true.

It’s a very old place, full of memories and tradition. At breakfast everyone sings and snaps their fingers before you eat.

But there are certain rules to follow at Dyrkolbotn, such as no running in the staircase.

There is an urban legend at Dyrkolbotn, one of the rooms are haunted, but people still sleep there.

Another thing, you can go swimming and hiking there!!!

Dyrkolbotn is so magical and cosy, it’s wonderful when everyone gathers downstairs and lit candles.

I love Dyrkolbotn so much!!!
My guy, I love Dyrkolbotn!
by Wallemlover April 06, 2020
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