11 definitions by Von Mannshaft
What happens after you look up some form of disgusting porn with your friends: Your computer is plauged with millions of viruses so that it won't work correctly anymore...
This is useally the effect from watching to much scat porn with friends just to see if you can make yourself throw up. Also apples to other videos like pain olympics and such.
This is useally the effect from watching to much scat porn with friends just to see if you can make yourself throw up. Also apples to other videos like pain olympics and such.
Some awesome kid: OMGZZZZ my computer won't work. Mom, get in here, something is wrong with the computer!!!
MOM: Looks like your computer has come down with a bad case of Scat-porn-atosis, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Damn, and here i thought i could easily feed my poo fetish via t3h internet...
Mom: Oh you kids...
MOM: Looks like your computer has come down with a bad case of Scat-porn-atosis, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Damn, and here i thought i could easily feed my poo fetish via t3h internet...
Mom: Oh you kids...
by Von Mannshaft October 30, 2008
(Also known as SAS Syndrom)
An illness in which your throat splits off to form another passage way. So now you have one for air, one for food, and a newly formed throat-hole for sookin' deeks (Throating wieners). This new esophagus extends from the mouth to the rectum, and in some cases, a man with a MASSIVE 10 ft long wiener case stick in all the way down and out your butt. Thereby making you a shish kabob....
**SAS Almost always occurs in: Gypsys, whores, Gypsy Whores, prostitues, prostitots, and Whore dogs named Ginger...
An illness in which your throat splits off to form another passage way. So now you have one for air, one for food, and a newly formed throat-hole for sookin' deeks (Throating wieners). This new esophagus extends from the mouth to the rectum, and in some cases, a man with a MASSIVE 10 ft long wiener case stick in all the way down and out your butt. Thereby making you a shish kabob....
**SAS Almost always occurs in: Gypsys, whores, Gypsy Whores, prostitues, prostitots, and Whore dogs named Ginger...
Bill: Dude!
Dude: What?
Bill: did you here about Garrett?
Dude: no! what??!!
Bill: He came down with a nasty case of shish kabob of shame syndrom from throating too many dicks.
Dude:...word?
Dude: What?
Bill: did you here about Garrett?
Dude: no! what??!!
Bill: He came down with a nasty case of shish kabob of shame syndrom from throating too many dicks.
Dude:...word?
by Von Mannshaft November 5, 2008
A sex move, where at the brink of climax, the man removes his 'junk' (lolz) from which ever hole he's chosen to pillage, put his dick on his wrist facing forward, and when he shoots a load off he makes his hands look like Spiderman's hands...this way it looks like you're shooting a think web outta your wrist.
yeah...
it's pretty fuckin' hot, no?
yeah...
it's pretty fuckin' hot, no?
by Von Mannshaft November 5, 2008
When you crap off a high-dive onto the girl sprawled out in the empty pool hundreds of feet below. When the turd finally reaches the girl below, it hits her body with such velocity that it leaves a massive bruse resembleing a crator from a bomb. If several truds hit the girl, then it lookes like a B-52 plane just flew over and dropped several bombs in a row.
this act is almost comletly only preformed in Japan, hense the name.
this act is almost comletly only preformed in Japan, hense the name.
by Von Mannshaft October 17, 2008