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Definitions by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

gawdmotherfuckingdamn 

gawdmotherfuckingdamn

bald cunt 

Hello, make sure you despise the stupid fucking bald cunt.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin 

me

Okay, without any jokes, It's the current dictator i mean president of russia.
i am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, aka satan

💜 

the most retarded heart emoji, usually used by k-pop stans (see: fatherless)
white girl: i love bts 💜

😂 

the most cancerous emoji in the world. Often used by eight-year olds when laughing. This and 🤣 are too overrated
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ron's spelling for "women"
Girlfriend: What the fuck was that?!?!?

Ron: Heh, knew this day would come.

Girlfriend: And who are you supposed to be?

Ron appears from thin air
Ron: Name's Ron sugartits, who's your little guy down here?

Boyfriend: Beep sko peep fart poopoo

Ron: What's wrong with you? You lookin like a uuuhh umm you look like an uuuh you kinda look like an uhh ummm you kinda like an a unn uu uhh ummm wait you kinda uhhh hummnnn nnnn mmmmmmm hmmmmw wait let me think ummm hmmmmm uuuhh ummmmm ummmmmeeehhhh uhhhh ermmmmm uhhhh

Girlfriend: Look, I am really not sure what your 2 incher is doing out here but we really need to call some secret service or police with what we just saw.

Ron: SHUT THE HELL UP I hate women (cool guy hate wemen)

Ron: I can do some COOL RAP!

Ron: If YOU can also cool rap I guess you guys can go through

Ron: BUT hen my mod (vs ron) gets famous i'm going bacwk harder and less possible!

Boyfriend: sggart fart beep bo

Ron: what