Vive Cuervo's definitions

mud monkey

Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it

He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.

by vive cuervo February 7, 2009

echo

Introduced in 1999 to replace the toyota tercel, the echo was and still is considered cheap reliable transportation. It went through a makeover in 2003 and now actually looks like a car you would want to drive. Cars that succeed the echo are the scion xb and xa which is really an echo wagon in Japan.

I picked up my echo from the dealer and drove it to the beach. All the women thought it was cute.

by vive cuervo May 13, 2005

tercel

a male hawk, usually a male peregrine falcon

the tercel swooped down and bit off the chipmunks head.

by vive cuervo May 13, 2005

adonai

God's name in the old testament.

Adonai burned down Rome because the Romans were pushy assholes.

by vive cuervo July 8, 2005

Porrange

An assortment, or variety. A collection, or a handful.

I had a porrange of things to do today before the party, including baking & frosting a cake, wrapping the gifts, and arranging the pizza delivery.

by Vive Cuervo September 7, 2009

PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

When Howard Dean was campaigning for the 2004 Presidential election he blew it during a speech. He got all excited and started naming off states he was going to win, then at a key moment he yelled PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! He blew it.

This incident was parodied on Chappelle's show. It was quite hilarious.

Howard Dean: We're gonna go to New Hampshire, then Wisconsin, then Utah, then Connecticut, Then I'm gonna go home, see my wife, and PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! PIYAW PIYAW PIYAW!

by Vive Cuervo January 16, 2007

fried gold

Something that couldn't possibly be made any better. A plan with no flaws

The Boston Celtics are fried gold this year.

Bush's idea to invade Iraq wasn't exactly fried gold.

by Vive Cuervo June 2, 2008