Definitions by Viv Ward
birone
a lanky office creature outcast from his former beancounter genus, now forced to survive by groveling to the powerful for money, seeking shelter at local malls, and desperate displays to gain peer approval.
carlisled
The disorienting, debilitating, life-changing feeling that comes when first hearing 80's power-pop ballad "Heaven is a Place on Earth", coupled with the realization that a woman with the name "Belinda" can actually be hot.