Trivial Question:
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022
A school system that full of exaggerated claims, false hopes, and empty promises. The American public school system is a shitty school system. It is a school system that take in billions of dollars annually, pays no income taxes, and always needs more money. Public school education easily has the biggest bullshit story in the world. With that said most kids would agree that the American public school education system is completely incompetent and just doesn't even give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about kids. If everyone knew that than the American public school education system would be out on the loving, caring ass a long time ago.
This is why a homemaker cannot hold a candle to a high school principal. When it comes to believing in anything public school education says I tried. I really did try. I really did try to believe that public school education was the best education system in the world, I found out that public school education is nothing more that total bullshit. This is why I have a hostile view towards the American public school education system.
by Viscount Druitt February 09, 2020
The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.
We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.
- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.
= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))
We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.
- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.
= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))
by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022
Springles is Canon.
by Viscount Druitt August 18, 2022
Borat: He explained to me that whilst I was in gulag US and A was ruined by evil man, who stood against all-American values. His name, Barrack Obama. This lead to other Africans become political leaders. Then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough guy leaders across the world; Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro, and Kenneth West.
by Viscount Druitt June 14, 2022
A shape shifting monster of an otaku who transforms from normal human form in public to chibi form at home. She's lazy, uses her older brother Taihei as her big fat ugly bitch, and makes you want to strangle her. Her favourite foods are cola, potato chips, and bamboo chutes.
Taihei would want Frank Murphy from F is for Family to put his little sister Umaru Doma through that fucking wall.
by Viscount Druitt September 29, 2022
The Drug Abuse Resistance Education Diploma. A diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade. The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.
In the sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.
by Viscount Druitt February 07, 2020