A 1979 film about the fall of the Roman Empire. The movie was produced by Penthouse Magazine and had three directors; Gore Vidal, Bob, Guccione, and Tinto Brass. The movie was pornographic and one of the few scenes worth watching is the execution scene with a decapitating machine that killed Marco.
Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."
Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.
Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."
Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.
Caligula: If all of Rome just had one neck.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?
Caligula: Scrot.....
Praetorian Guard: So be it!
Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla
ende.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?
Caligula: Scrot.....
Praetorian Guard: So be it!
Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla
ende.....
by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2021
Get the Caligulamug. Borat: He explained to me that whilst I was in gulag US and A was ruined by evil man, who stood against all-American values. His name, Barrack Obama. This lead to other Africans become political leaders. Then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough guy leaders across the world; Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro, and Kenneth West.
by Viscount Druitt June 14, 2022
Get the McDonald Trumpmug. Springles is Canon.
by Viscount Druitt August 18, 2022
Get the Springlesmug. Trivial Question:
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022
Get the God Fucking Dammitmug. An anime voice actor from Funimation who voice Arthur Kirkland or United Kingdom from APHAxis Powers Hetalia, Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and Test, and the three servant twins Timber, Cantabury, and Thompson from Kuroshitsuji or Black Butler. Unfortunately, Scott Freeman was arrested and convicted of possession of child pornography and sentenced to three years in federal prison in 2016. He is now currently registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life and it will be hard for him to find work after that.
Scott Freeman was the voice of Arthur Kirkland or Britain from Axis Powers Hetalia, Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and test, and Timber, Cantabury, and Thompson, from Black Butler. Now, after being convicted of possession of child pornography Scott Freeman's contract with Funimation is officially terminated and he is registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life after doing a three year sentence in Federal Prison.
by Viscount Druitt December 7, 2019
Get the Scott Freemanmug. A shape shifting monster of an otaku who transforms from normal human form in public to chibi form at home. She's lazy, uses her older brother Taihei as her big fat ugly bitch, and makes you want to strangle her. Her favourite foods are cola, potato chips, and bamboo chutes.
Taihei would want Frank Murphy from F is for Family to put his little sister Umaru Doma through that fucking wall.
by Viscount Druitt September 29, 2022
Get the Umaru Domamug. The Drug Abuse Resistance Education Diploma. A diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade. The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.
In the sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.
by Viscount Druitt February 7, 2020
Get the DARE diplomamug.