Viscount Druitt's definitions

A minor

A pedophile's favourite music note.

Me: So what's R. Kelly's favourite music note?

You: Is it A minor?

Me: You're correct, it's A minor.

by Viscount Druitt May 3, 2023

Springles

A pairing between Conny Springer and Sasha Braus, or Potato Girl from Attack on Titan.

Springles is Canon.

by Viscount Druitt August 18, 2022

Mark Renton

The protaginist of the 1996 movie, Trainspotting and the 2017 movie T2 Trainspotting.

Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?

by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022

Better Call Saul

What you do when you break bad. A spin off from Breaking Bad.

Walter White: I better call Saul while Breaking Bad in the middle.

by Viscount Druitt September 3, 2022

Umaru Doma

A shape shifting monster of an otaku who transforms from normal human form in public to chibi form at home. She's lazy, uses her older brother Taihei as her big fat ugly bitch, and makes you want to strangle her. Her favourite foods are cola, potato chips, and bamboo chutes.

Taihei would want Frank Murphy from F is for Family to put his little sister Umaru Doma through that fucking wall.

by Viscount Druitt September 29, 2022

Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))

by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022

God Fucking Dammit

The full name of our Christian God.

Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.

by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022