Definitions by Viscount Druitt

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2 

1. Gary Glitter's Magnum Opus.
2. The morale boosting theme for sports; NFL, NHL, NBA, PGA, etc....

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2 is plays during NFL football games and in the 1996 movie Happy Gilmore.

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2 by Viscount Druitt February 17, 2023

Cum Union 

An Orgy.

David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!

Cum Union by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023

Fuck Free Zone 

A place in the office where sex with hookers are off limits. The origin is from the Wolf of Wall Street, Staring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, directed by Martin Scorceses.

During the hours between 9 and 6 Straton-Oakmont was a Fuck free Zone.

-Jordan Belfort

Fuck Free Zone by Viscount Druitt January 9, 2023

John Herbert 

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".

John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.

John Herbert by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023

Love up time 

A euphemism for sex.

Karen: Oh Ricky, It's love up time! It's time to love up with Angela and I!

Love up time by Viscount Druitt January 4, 2023

Umaru Doma 

A shape shifting monster of an otaku who transforms from normal human form in public to chibi form at home. She's lazy, uses her older brother Taihei as her big fat ugly bitch, and makes you want to strangle her. Her favourite foods are cola, potato chips, and bamboo chutes.

Taihei would want Frank Murphy from F is for Family to put his little sister Umaru Doma through that fucking wall.

Umaru Doma by Viscount Druitt September 29, 2022

Better Call Saul 

What you do when you break bad. A spin off from Breaking Bad.

Walter White: I better call Saul while Breaking Bad in the middle.

Better Call Saul by Viscount Druitt September 3, 2022