habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.

We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.

by Vinny March 02, 2005

aquaholic

A person who is always drinking water.
Someone who constantly promts the virtues of drinking 8 glasses of water a day.

We just stopped for a bathroom break 15 minutes ago, your such a aquaholic.

by Vinny March 02, 2005

prontera

prontera is the new element for supreme homosexuality, symbol PT.

his birthstone must be prontera.

by vinny March 06, 2005

no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

by vinny December 21, 2004

Quarter-Shot

When you think you have a fart and you let it out, but it is a little wet and it gets on the back of your pants. The spot is about the size of a quarter.

Check it out, that guy has a quarter-shot.

by Vinny September 17, 2004

simple sing

generally simple minded singfai
pretty dumb.

simple sing's bouncy hair, failing to see a wrapper on his person

by vinny December 04, 2003

iron maiden

The biggest metal band on the planet, but I agree, some people just can't appreciate the sheer genius of their music.

The best Iron Maiden song has got to be "Hallowed Be Thy Name".

by vinny October 18, 2003