Victor Van Styn's definitions

sig'd

Simply stated, ‘sig'd’{note the lowercase letters} is the past-tense of the noun ‘sig’ (even though it is, as a verb, more frequently put into the declarative past-tense: sig'd). Used on primarily GF(GameFAQs) and GS(GameSpot), by GF'rs and GS'rs, naturally.

From: ERRDTK | Posted: 7/26/2009 10:21:19 PM | Message Detail
Yeeep... This is an example.
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One who knows nothing can understand nothing.


From: BOSGFS | Posted: 7/26/2009 10:22:32 PM | Message Detail
Sig'd!!
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<i>Yeeep... This is an example.</i>

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

want to

a phrase difficult to say aloud correctly, and is thus heard as ‘wanna’.

Try to say the sentence “I do not not want to eat it.” korrectly; in order to do so, you will sound nasaly, sort-of like a stuck-up French person. Just be sure that y‘are not actually saying ‘wants to’. If you say it too many times, your ‘d’ in ‘do-not’ starts sounding different.

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

skrewed

the cool{no, not ‘kool’ or the sickening ‘kewl’} way to spell ‘screwed’, as well as how ’twas korrectly spelled in Old English (what with its Germanic routes). The letter ‘c’ should be reserved more for an ‘s’ sound (as in ‘Cici's Pizza’, proper-noun ‘Scion’, as well as when in concert with another letter to denote a new sound all its own: ‘bitch’, ‘charge’, ‘chagrin’, and German ‘ich’ or the proper-noun ‘Loch Ness Monster’).

See also: screwed, skrew, screw

Yep, you’re pretty-much skrewed alright, I’m ’fraid to confirm.

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').

``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*

by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005

Post

{verb} -- To:
jott\write-down something onto a 'Post-it-Note' or lookalike. Can be either transitive{having a direct object} or intransitive{*not* having a d.o.}.

In English 9, I have to Post questions and whatnot on little stickies on the current book we are reading, 'The Secret Life of Bees': at least five per alotted reading(usually a chapter, sometimes two), with bonus points for more. Easy-peasy. But bothersome nonetheless.

When you find something to Post, go ahead ’nd Post. . . it...

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

mass

1. part-of-speach: noun
__a. physical substance; an amount of matter. adjective form: massive


2. part-of-speach: adjective (generally used in context\conjunction with ghetto slang)
__a. a large number of {plural noun};

__b. a great quantity of {collective noun}



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1a: “Dayum, that girl has some real mass on her frame..”


2
a: “Man, you have some mass toys dere, fo'real..”

b: “Once I finished the marathon, I drunk some mass water ’cause I was so friggin thirsty, not to mention out of energy..”

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

dislexia

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.

Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005