A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.
Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"
Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"
Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."
Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"
Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."
by Victor Felix July 22, 2006
A euphemism for analingus involving the anus of a young gay male who's man-hole is seen as especially sweet, pink and tasty.
When Tony spread open the cheeks of his smooth, sublime buttocks, Mike had a definite jones for an anal treat.
by Victor Felix September 16, 2005
Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture. A courtesy suck can also refer to a woman who allows someone who's obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as a courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.
Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck
Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck
1.Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.
2. Mike was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts and she, in turn, was so flattered by his attention to them that she allowed him to suckle her nipples while he carressed his manhood - a courtesy suck.
2. Mike was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts and she, in turn, was so flattered by his attention to them that she allowed him to suckle her nipples while he carressed his manhood - a courtesy suck.
by Victor Felix September 15, 2005
Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.
Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck
Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck
Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.
by Victor Felix August 21, 2005
Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"
by Victor Felix September 21, 2005
An extremely talented, intelligent, often very attractive person who fails to live up to popular expectations, especially if mental health issues are involved (after Mark Hänser, a gifted but tormented Bostonian painter/poet/actor/performance artist who was offered a modeling contract soon after graduating from Harvard). Can also be used as a verb to describe the same.
She was offered a recording contract, but in her usual confused fashion, she hanser'd the opportunity and fell back into obscurity.
by Victor Felix August 13, 2005
The anus of a male homosexual - a bottom - in the context of sexual penetration.
The term can also be used disparagingly to describe a gay male in the same way that the word "cunt" can be used disparagingly to describe a female of any orientation.
The term can also be used disparagingly to describe a gay male in the same way that the word "cunt" can be used disparagingly to describe a female of any orientation.
by Victor Felix August 13, 2005