Definitions by Vicky Vegas
Apple
Sariah is so pathetic. She bought an iPhone thinking that would fix it, but she didn't realize Apple makes you more pathetic.
Apple by Vicky Vegas February 18, 2022
iPhone loser
"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."
iPhone loser by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
iPhone creepy
1) the creepy face iPhone users always make when they are always taking selfies. (Also known as iPhone creepies.)
2) how people recognize creepy people.
2) how people recognize creepy people.
"Grace didn't realize Adam Levine was standing right in front of her because she was too obsessed with taking an iPhone creepy."
iPhone creepy by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
iPhone rich
"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."
iPhone rich by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
Pathetic Radar
What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.
When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.
When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.
"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."
Pathetic Radar by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020