Swamp Fish Pro

One who often seeks affection from ugly girls. A master of swamp fishing.
That kids a swamp fish pro man; last week he had a chick with a cock eye and now he's got one with a uni-brow... Gross!
by Vic T March 23, 2008
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Swamp Fishing

to seek the affection of a person completely hideous
Check that out man, he's swamp fishing again. This has got to be the most poo faced girl yet!
by Vic T March 23, 2008
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assassernate

(verb) To inflict massive amounts of bodily harm on a person or creature, usually in a overblown and spectacular manner.
<Ringmasta> Well, anyone need me to come assassernate something before I go get drunk?
by Vic T January 11, 2009
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