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Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".
by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011
Get the Buffing The Finger mug.A Neurofuckologist is a person who has a talent for literally fucking with people's minds, as confident and convincing liars, they will wrap their lies in a thick veil of facts that can easily be proven, or appear to be. Their skill of verbal prestidigitation, word tricks and confusion, whilst their talent as a cunning linguist snares the unwary. Neurofuckologists aren't exactly evil, to the given value of evil, because their goal is the delight of wordplay, not of malice. They can't help that you were fooled by them and... the revel in it.
Beware of Steve, for he is a Neurofuckologist and he will play you like a finely tuned violin... he will have you dancing like a puppet before you even know you are snared.
by Vengeful Spirit December 26, 2011
Get the Neurofuckologist mug.Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012
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