Sudden Pancake

The very unfortunate state in which, following a violent sneeze or cough (or, as has happened, both), one loses control of their bowels and, effectively, shits themselves. It may not be much in volume, but it is terrifying in aspect; when one looses themselves... a fart that follows through.

"What happened to Geoff?"
"He sneezed so violently that he made a sudden pancake!"

by Vengeful Spirit December 14, 2012

Garden Of Delight

The sensuous pubic area and vagina, the "cuntal zone", whether it is shaved or au naturale. An area that stimulates the desires and lusts of both men and women. A place of total delight.

I enjoy nothing more than planting my tree in her garden of delight.

by Vengeful Spirit February 04, 2012

IQR

IQR is the acronym for the "honorary" title Industry Qualified Retard: this is a term that applies to certain truly arrogant people who, even when faced with overwhelming facts, know better, claim knowledge or intelegence they could never possess or simply the office/workplace know all who talks down to everyone whilst proving their own inability to perform the job they are being paid to do. One who belittles others to hide their own ignorance. In essence, a total fucktard who depends on others for their existence and to justify their pointless, oxygen sapping lives as they fluster their way through their day, like a seagull having a panic attack. A total cuntbone and a wasted, skanky twat.

Hi Raj, I have seen your resumé. Are you IQR Certified?

by Vengeful Spirit December 02, 2011