Vengeful Spirit's definitions

Fuckoffish

Adjective: A terms to describe the characteristics of an individual who is thoughtless, inconsiderate, offensive of unpleasant. Such people have no regard for others and are deeply self-obsessed deviants with a thinly disguised persecution complex. Fucktards.

Adverb: Fuckoffishly.

"Dan can be so fuckoffish about things some times, he always behaves fuckoffishly when you ask him a direct question. He must be IQR qualified and if he isn't he should be."

by Vengeful Spirit June 3, 2012

Sudden Pancake

The very unfortunate state in which, following a violent sneeze or cough (or, as has happened, both), one loses control of their bowels and, effectively, shits themselves. It may not be much in volume, but it is terrifying in aspect; when one looses themselves... a fart that follows through.

"What happened to Geoff?"
"He sneezed so violently that he made a sudden pancake!"

by Vengeful Spirit December 14, 2012

Garden Of Delight

The sensuous pubic area and vagina, the "cuntal zone", whether it is shaved or au naturale. An area that stimulates the desires and lusts of both men and women. A place of total delight.

I enjoy nothing more than planting my tree in her garden of delight.

by Vengeful Spirit February 4, 2012