Vengeful Spirit's definitions

Sudden Pancake

The very unfortunate state in which, following a violent sneeze or cough (or, as has happened, both), one loses control of their bowels and, effectively, shits themselves. It may not be much in volume, but it is terrifying in aspect; when one looses themselves... a fart that follows through.

"What happened to Geoff?"
"He sneezed so violently that he made a sudden pancake!"

by Vengeful Spirit December 14, 2012

Garden Of Delight

The sensuous pubic area and vagina, the "cuntal zone", whether it is shaved or au naturale. An area that stimulates the desires and lusts of both men and women. A place of total delight.

I enjoy nothing more than planting my tree in her garden of delight.

by Vengeful Spirit February 4, 2012

Neurofuckologist

A Neurofuckologist is a person who has a talent for literally fucking with people's minds, as confident and convincing liars, they will wrap their lies in a thick veil of facts that can easily be proven, or appear to be. Their skill of verbal prestidigitation, word tricks and confusion, whilst their talent as a cunning linguist snares the unwary. Neurofuckologists aren't exactly evil, to the given value of evil, because their goal is the delight of wordplay, not of malice. They can't help that you were fooled by them and... the revel in it.

Beware of Steve, for he is a Neurofuckologist and he will play you like a finely tuned violin... he will have you dancing like a puppet before you even know you are snared.

by Vengeful Spirit December 26, 2011