Vengeful Spirit's definitions

Fuckoffish

Adjective: A terms to describe the characteristics of an individual who is thoughtless, inconsiderate, offensive of unpleasant. Such people have no regard for others and are deeply self-obsessed deviants with a thinly disguised persecution complex. Fucktards.

Adverb: Fuckoffishly.

"Dan can be so fuckoffish about things some times, he always behaves fuckoffishly when you ask him a direct question. He must be IQR qualified and if he isn't he should be."

by Vengeful Spirit June 3, 2012

Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.

Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.

by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011

IQR

IQR is the acronym for the "honorary" title Industry Qualified Retard: this is a term that applies to certain truly arrogant people who, even when faced with overwhelming facts, know better, claim knowledge or intelegence they could never possess or simply the office/workplace know all who talks down to everyone whilst proving their own inability to perform the job they are being paid to do. One who belittles others to hide their own ignorance. In essence, a total fucktard who depends on others for their existence and to justify their pointless, oxygen sapping lives as they fluster their way through their day, like a seagull having a panic attack. A total cuntbone and a wasted, skanky twat.

Hi Raj, I have seen your resumé. Are you IQR Certified?

by Vengeful Spirit December 2, 2011