Vengeful Spirit's definitions

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".

I saw her buffing the finger and quickly polished up my response.

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

Fuckoffish

Adjective: A terms to describe the characteristics of an individual who is thoughtless, inconsiderate, offensive of unpleasant. Such people have no regard for others and are deeply self-obsessed deviants with a thinly disguised persecution complex. Fucktards.

Adverb: Fuckoffishly.

"Dan can be so fuckoffish about things some times, he always behaves fuckoffishly when you ask him a direct question. He must be IQR qualified and if he isn't he should be."

by Vengeful Spirit June 3, 2012

IQR

IQR is the acronym for the "honorary" title Industry Qualified Retard: this is a term that applies to certain truly arrogant people who, even when faced with overwhelming facts, know better, claim knowledge or intelegence they could never possess or simply the office/workplace know all who talks down to everyone whilst proving their own inability to perform the job they are being paid to do. One who belittles others to hide their own ignorance. In essence, a total fucktard who depends on others for their existence and to justify their pointless, oxygen sapping lives as they fluster their way through their day, like a seagull having a panic attack. A total cuntbone and a wasted, skanky twat.

Hi Raj, I have seen your resumé. Are you IQR Certified?

by Vengeful Spirit December 2, 2011