2 definitions by Veebs

An attractive guy or girl who isn't of legal age
"Hey, did you see Tommy's little sister? She looked hot today"
"Dude, she's like 17."
"yep, she's pervfect"
by Veebs March 16, 2008
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When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.
"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."
by Veebs December 7, 2017
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