To further and in greater detail study a matter. A bastardization of the word investigate.
There is the possibility that using investimigate over investigate menas you won't be doing as good as a job.
"I'll investimigate the case of the beer-napping!" said JoJohn just before collapsing in a druken stupor.
To inhale or consume with great vigor.
"Wow, look at him glorbing those doughnuts!"
"Johnny, you glorb the cock."
A dead body.
Let's go and play with some corpsers!
There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.
The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.
An acronym meaning "Rolling floor on laughing ass my off."
Makes more sense than the "real" one is you think about it.
OMG I just fell into the CBER and the TMTP was like HKFL and I was like RFOLAMO and then he DWD and I was like KLILP
A penis inside a vagina.
You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11
Me n' me bitch went and made ourselves some hotdog tacos.
El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
