A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
by Vampira Andres November 29, 2022
A place where it could go from fall, spring, summer, and winter all in a matter of hours. It could be freezing one minute, then super hot with a tornado the next. Winters are long and sometimes don't end until May. The state is also known for having a bitchy Karen as a governor at the moment, but that will no longer be the case with the governor election next year. The potholes in the roads and in parking lots are also a nightmare.
The beaches used to be very calm and spacious, but now the beaches (especially in the Grand Traverse area) are super crowded and are being invaded/ruined by tourists because of ABC New's stupid broadcast about the Sleeping Bear Dune's some time around 2010. Now locals can't enjoy the dunes like they used to.
Agriculture, mining, lumber, manufacturing, tourism, car manufacturing, and trade between Canada/other states on the Great Lakes make up the economy.
We also created celebrities like Eminem and Alice Cooper.
The beaches used to be very calm and spacious, but now the beaches (especially in the Grand Traverse area) are super crowded and are being invaded/ruined by tourists because of ABC New's stupid broadcast about the Sleeping Bear Dune's some time around 2010. Now locals can't enjoy the dunes like they used to.
Agriculture, mining, lumber, manufacturing, tourism, car manufacturing, and trade between Canada/other states on the Great Lakes make up the economy.
We also created celebrities like Eminem and Alice Cooper.
If you come to Michigan, don't leave trash on our beaches or change the landscape, it really pisses us off and you can be fined/end up in jail. Watch out for potholes as well, some are so big and deep that they can total your car. If you visit Frankenmuth, hit up Bronner's, it's the biggest Christmas store in the world! If you go into towns like Glen Arbor, Ann Arbor, Frankenmuth, or Traverse City, hit up the Cherry Republic, they have some gourmet shit that's all cherry based! Mackinac Island is the place you wanna go for a weekend of drinking, just be sure that if you get a hotel room on the mainland that you manage your time well so you can catch your boat! If you're near
Whitefish Bay on the beach, keep an eye out because you might see the ghost of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Whitefish Bay on the beach, keep an eye out because you might see the ghost of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
by Vampira Andres June 03, 2025
A place full of fucking sluts, old bitchy hags, fashion restrictions, and annoying jocks. The sluts manipulate you, the hags tell your parents every little mistake you made, and the jocks only talk to you if you have a curvy body like mine. If you're lucky, you'll find some people that like you. Fuck school, fuck abortion, and most of all: fuck mentality discrimination.
by Vampira Andres January 05, 2019
A woman that's so skinny that she doesn't have an ass. Men say that when they hit it from behind, her ass feels like wood.
by Vampira Andres February 21, 2025
One of the best things to come out of the 2010s. Everyone misses him, many revisit his videos to get chromosomes and a hit of nostalgia from his filth. He now goes by Joji, but many believe he persued a music career to get enough chromosomes to defeat the Dark Lord Chin-Chin once and for all. Most also believe he still has the Pink Suit and The Dirty Blue Shirt in the back of his closet that both still talk to him like the Green Goblin costume.
I miss Filthy Frank. Maybe if we make some video sacrifices, it will generate enough chromosomes to bring him back.
by Vampira Andres February 21, 2025
Born: 10-11-2019
Time of death 6:18 AM 9-8-2021
Cause of death: Cancer
She was an adorable baby girl who loved her family. Her and her family fought hard for to live. When she died, her oldest female cousin was over 200 miles away asleep in bed. When her cousin got up for work that morning, she had a splitting headache on the left side of the brain, but chalked it up to not using her CPAP and to hormones as it was almost that time of the month. Hours later, that same cousin would find out in the middle of her shift that Kiaya had passed away, and start crying.
Time of death 6:18 AM 9-8-2021
Cause of death: Cancer
She was an adorable baby girl who loved her family. Her and her family fought hard for to live. When she died, her oldest female cousin was over 200 miles away asleep in bed. When her cousin got up for work that morning, she had a splitting headache on the left side of the brain, but chalked it up to not using her CPAP and to hormones as it was almost that time of the month. Hours later, that same cousin would find out in the middle of her shift that Kiaya had passed away, and start crying.
Kiaya, you were a really sweet baby. I know that the headache was my body trying to tell me that you were gone.😭
by Vampira Andres September 16, 2021
A woman who only lets her kids listen to educational music and causes traffic jams at the local elementary school because they want to make sure their "perfect children" don't get hurt or killed while walking 10 feet to get to the door. Her kids are spoiled brats and act like the little shits they are in public. Soccer moms generally don't have a job, bleach their hair, and drive luxury mini vans. They're referred to as trophy wives as they wear tons of makeup and get their hair bleached once a week to make regular moms like mine feel bad. They don't let their kids use the internet because it's "violent" and "sexual", the kids can only watch PG and G rated movies, and play Minecraft for a video game.
Me: *Listening to Nicki Minaj
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT OFF, MY PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T NEED TO HERE THAT!!
Me: *Turns it up
Soccer Mom: If you don't turn that off, I'm calling the police
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up ya nigga!
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT OFF, MY PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T NEED TO HERE THAT!!
Me: *Turns it up
Soccer Mom: If you don't turn that off, I'm calling the police
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up ya nigga!
by Vampira Andres April 24, 2018