1 word: Anime
If you know a guy named Samuel Brenner, he more then likely likes anime, a lot!
A Samuel Brenner is a rare type of friend who is always there to listen to your problems and have some good times along the way.
He is probably into PlayStation a lot more than Nintendo and Xbox.

He also more than likely hates dead memes. Especially ones from 2016. Especially 7 Grand Dad.
But, overall, even if he always seems to be sarcastic, without an obvious sarcastic accent, he is definitely worth being friends with, maybe even best friends with.

What anime is this? I better ask Samuel Brenner, he would know.

Samuel Brenner by 7 Grand Sans October 31, 2019

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Shield-Broner

Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.

A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!

Shield-Broner by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017

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Shaun Bonner

a simp

Shaun bonner is such a simp

Shaun Bonner by Rsdakilla January 29, 2020

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shit bonner

when you get a bonner while taking a shit or before taking a shit.

while i was using the bathroom a got a shit bonner

shit bonner by 102938475610293847561029384756 August 25, 2010

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